From the Complete Works of Justin Smith-Ruiu

Annotated Edition, eds. Jared Oluwole and Pippy Genovese, London, 2049

JSR: Hey Computer! If you’re so clever, give me a line from a 1980s rap song, but modified to convey the mood of a Gothic horror tale.

Computer: Sure, I can help you with that. Here you go:

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