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About our Founding Editor

Justin Smith-Ruiu is a writer based in Paris, formerly known as Justin E. H. Smith.

He is represented by Andrew Stuart of the Stuart Agency.

In 2019-20, he was the John and Constance Birkelund Fellow at the Cullman Center for Scholars and Writers of the New York Public Library.

He is also a professor of philosophy in the department of history and philosophy of science at the Université Paris Cité.

He currently has four books under contract. They are, in likely order of appearance:

Olonkho: Translations from the Sakha Oral Epic of Northeastern Siberia, with Liubomira Romanova, World Literatures in Translation Series, University of California Press, 2024.

On Drugs: Philosophy, Psychedelics, and the Nature of Reality, W. W. Norton/Liveright, 2025.

The Philosopher and the Tsar: Leibniz, Russia, and the Making of a Scientific Empire, Princeton University Press, 2025.

A Global History of Philosophy, to 1750, Princeton University Press, someday.

He is also currently writing a fictional translation of the Voynich Manuscript. He is still looking for a publisher — it will have to be one prepared to print some very expensive and ornate illustrations.

His most recent quasi-scholarly book, The Internet Is Not What You Think It Is, appeared in 2022 from Princeton University Press.

He is co-author, with D. Graham Burnett and Catherine Hansen, of In Search of the Third Bird: Exemplary Essays from The Proceedings of ESTAR(SER), 2001-2021, a work of historiographical metafiction, which appeared in 2021 from MIT/Strange Attractor Press.

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